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Posted 4/19/2006 3:34:17 PM






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Well ladies, someone had to post it and I'm in need of it anyway....as you all know, we can't have sex for 3.5 months because of the surrogacy, so, I need to get creative and I need your help. I'm not shy, so don't be afraid to tell all. If your' not comfortable, Pm me.

I'm not really sure how much more we can come up with...we all know what to do when you can't have sex, but, I'm looking for different ideas. NO PENETRATION is allowed for us, he can't be anywhere near being inside of me, but I want to keep the spice there and that's a toughy without ANY intercourse, isn't it??? He's really alright with it, but I want to surprise him every now and then......

Wife to Rob
Mom to Tyler and Dawson and my surrogate daughter...TEGAN
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Posted 4/19/2006 4:30:27 PM






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Remember you have other holes that he may enjoy just as much.  Or, you know if you really want to you can just abstaine for the 3.5 months, it'll make the end of it that much more amazing, plus hey how much fun would that be?  The day you are allowed to do it again, not having to wait.  But hey, get creative, do romantic things, have fun, and remember you can't say it's gross unless you've tried it atleast 3 times.  First time it's yucky, second time you get the hang for it, third time is always fun.  Use your imagination hun, lots of things are in there just waiting to come out.

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Posted 4/19/2006 5:31:03 PM






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"hummer Week" will just have to become "Hummer Month" I'm sure he'll appreciate it! 

 

 

 

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Posted 4/19/2006 7:33:39 PM






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heather972 (4/19/2006)
Remember you have other holes that he may enjoy just as much. Or, you know if you really want to you can just abstaine for the 3.5 months, it'll make the end of it that much more amazing, plus hey how much fun would that be? The day you are allowed to do it again, not having to wait. But hey, get creative, do romantic things, have fun, and remember you can't say it's gross unless you've tried it atleast 3 times. First time it's yucky, second time you get the hang for it, third time is always fun. Use your imagination hun, lots of things are in there just waiting to come out.


If you've seen the size of him, you'd keep in ONE hole only my friend......LMAO!!!
Hummer's are good .....I guess...I hate giving them though because of the size....sorry ladies, bigger is not always better in my case........but on the other hand, I sure like them....

Wife to Rob
Mom to Tyler and Dawson and my surrogate daughter...TEGAN
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Posted 4/19/2006 9:44:55 PM






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Well, well, well. The first thing that came to mind, was back in high school when you really wanted to go further than you ever did. So why don't you do it old school? A dry hump with your clothes on? And then you can take care of each other afterwards, just so you aren't leaving each other hangin'!

Oh my - I sure hope my mother doesn't read these boards!

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Posted 4/19/2006 10:00:45 PM






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hey Skeller, babe.

Looks like it might be a good time to try anal....

 

 

 

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Posted 4/20/2006 2:05:51 AM


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OMG I'm dying laughing at these posts ...

well skeller ... oral may be the way to go!! ... my FH said "you don't have to swallow the whole thing .. save some for a rainy day" <-- He wanted me to tell you that!!

Basically.. you have some options .. oral, as suggested above,  a surprise hand job .. he can also let his fingers do the walking .... so to speak!

OK, here is a suggestion from my FH ... he says ... have TANTRIC SEX ... look it up on the web!!!! LOL

Have fun..... LOL

MrsMtobe

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